Flabquillfly is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, calm tapir.

Flabquillfly created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Flabquillfly, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flabquillfly, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flabquillfly's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flabquillfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Worship no other gods but Flabquillfly.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.