Wanarphiv is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident dragon.

Wanarphiv created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanarphiv, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanarphiv, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wanarphiv's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wanarphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine great tits approach from the north.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to music.