Lithontof is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent bear.

Lithontof created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Lithontof, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lithontof, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Lithontof's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Lithontof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.