Honmifab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful bird.

Honmifab created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honmifab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Honmifab, it will manifest in front of you.

Honmifab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Honmifab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Honmifab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Retreat if four turtles approach from the west.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honmifab.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.