Titsterzedbugcunnigbudjat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome guinea pig.

Titsterzedbugcunnigbudjat created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titsterzedbugcunnigbudjat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Titsterzedbugcunnigbudjat, he will turn you into a dog.

Titsterzedbugcunnigbudjat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Titsterzedbugcunnigbudjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

5. Titsterzedbugcunnigbudjat must be the most important thing in your life.