Mutcanmumxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic frog.

Mutcanmumxuck created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mutcanmumxuck, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutcanmumxuck, she will laugh at you.

Mutcanmumxuck's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mutcanmumxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never sprint near aardvarks.