Satgab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring skunk.

Satgab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satgab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satgab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Satgab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Satgab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.