Bafrotarf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous hedgehog.

Bafrotarf created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafrotarf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bafrotarf, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bafrotarf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bafrotarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must love Bafrotarf.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never look at nebulae.