Besthapshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, self-confident giraffe.

Besthapshav created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besthapshav, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Besthapshav, it will turn you into a puffin.

Besthapshav's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Besthapshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Run away from yellow seals, for they are unholy.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never paint your face indigo.