Nigvigril is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, slow monkey.

Nigvigril created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nigvigril, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigvigril, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nigvigril's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nigvigril's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Nigvigril loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not jump at mountains.

5. You must love Nigvigril.