Betwikyat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless slug.

Betwikyat created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Betwikyat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Betwikyat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Betwikyat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Betwikyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Betwikyat.

5. Always look after injured ants.