Ponbatgad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient dragonfly.

Ponbatgad created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ponbatgad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ponbatgad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ponbatgad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ponbatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.