Viddadflan Figominjan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving guinea pig.

Viddadflan Figominjan created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viddadflan Figominjan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Viddadflan Figominjan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Viddadflan Figominjan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Viddadflan Figominjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your face mauve.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.