Afdobpom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humane dove.

Afdobpom created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afdobpom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Afdobpom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Afdobpom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Afdobpom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Afdobpom on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never think about comets.