Mifsandgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud naga.

Mifsandgeb created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifsandgeb, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifsandgeb, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mifsandgeb's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mifsandgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not take Mifsandgeb's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.