Yattcintag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic goat.

Yattcintag created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattcintag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yattcintag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yattcintag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yattcintag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Never hop in the presence of elders.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Never write about comets.