Dadgumtik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous hummingbird.

Dadgumtik created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgumtik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dadgumtik, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dadgumtik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dadgumtik's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about special relativity near bats while wearing indigo shirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

5. Always wear red.