Narlarnarm is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome squirrel.

Narlarnarm created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Narlarnarm, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narlarnarm, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Narlarnarm's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Narlarnarm's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to cats while wearing purple hats.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never look at comets.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.