Sisgovjam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited goblin.

Sisgovjam created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisgovjam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sisgovjam, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sisgovjam's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sisgovjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

4. Never wear gray stockings on sacred days.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.