Pomfeddag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient hyena.

Pomfeddag created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfeddag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomfeddag, he will turn you into a rat.

Pomfeddag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pomfeddag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.