Dogfidwad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient squid.

Dogfidwad created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogfidwad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dogfidwad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dogfidwad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dogfidwad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Dogfidwad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear red boots.

4. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.