Tiprenflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, staggering goat.

Tiprenflab created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Tiprenflab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tiprenflab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tiprenflab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tiprenflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about amino acids.