Witgangemnel is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy fish.

Witgangemnel created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Witgangemnel, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Witgangemnel, she will be mildly annoyed.

Witgangemnel's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Witgangemnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.