Vagmilquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful scorpion.

Vagmilquill created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Vagmilquill, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vagmilquill, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vagmilquill's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vagmilquill's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Vagmilquill's priests.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Always help geese.