Ladlapzog Wikgedhon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful finch.

Ladlapzog Wikgedhon created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladlapzog Wikgedhon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ladlapzog Wikgedhon, it will come to you in dreams.

Ladlapzog Wikgedhon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ladlapzog Wikgedhon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Do not consume limes at dawn.