Artlegtig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical crab.

Artlegtig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artlegtig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Artlegtig, he will strike you with lightening.

Artlegtig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Artlegtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.