Stragdussbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast squid.

Stragdussbonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragdussbonk, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragdussbonk, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Stragdussbonk's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Stragdussbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help bats.