Tailtithub is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective rat.

Tailtithub created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tailtithub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tailtithub, he will think nothing of it.

Tailtithub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tailtithub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Tailtithub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always remove tights before touching silicon.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Never speak at dawn.