Belljapbat Fagmadlig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, deceitful toad.

Belljapbat Fagmadlig created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belljapbat Fagmadlig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Belljapbat Fagmadlig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Belljapbat Fagmadlig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Belljapbat Fagmadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Belljapbat Fagmadlig in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must pray to Belljapbat Fagmadlig five times a day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.