Huggomort is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented lobster.

Huggomort created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huggomort, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Huggomort, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Huggomort's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Huggomort's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Always remove scarves before touching titanium.

3. Worship no other gods but Huggomort.

4. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with joy.

5. Pray only in shadows.