Fetstigfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous crow.

Fetstigfarn created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetstigfarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fetstigfarn, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fetstigfarn's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fetstigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back red.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.