Nulabstig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty parrot.

Nulabstig created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulabstig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nulabstig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nulabstig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nulabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare apples while filled with anger.

2. Never sit in the presence of shrews.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.