Yamgodpin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered goose.

Yamgodpin created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamgodpin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamgodpin, she will turn you into a tree.

Yamgodpin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yamgodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always store lemons above ground.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

4. Always remove jumpers before touching tin.

5. Never wear mauve scarves.