Yamdibkap Hitstignab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy clam.

Yamdibkap Hitstignab created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamdibkap Hitstignab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamdibkap Hitstignab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yamdibkap Hitstignab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yamdibkap Hitstignab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yamdibkap Hitstignab.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.