Armratlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind mink.

Armratlarp created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armratlarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armratlarp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Armratlarp's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Armratlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.