Fenmiphiv is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced chinchilla.

Fenmiphiv created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenmiphiv, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fenmiphiv, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fenmiphiv's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fenmiphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the east.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair black.