Wegkapbontanjantitlegfit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered clam.

Wegkapbontanjantitlegfit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegkapbontanjantitlegfit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegkapbontanjantitlegfit, it will turn you into a worm.

Wegkapbontanjantitlegfit's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wegkapbontanjantitlegfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. You must love Wegkapbontanjantitlegfit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Wegkapbontanjantitlegfit must be the most important thing in your life.