Rulfodweg Cumbastflab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful rhinoceros.

Rulfodweg Cumbastflab created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulfodweg Cumbastflab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulfodweg Cumbastflab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rulfodweg Cumbastflab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rulfodweg Cumbastflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.