Damomtfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, contented manatee.

Damomtfut created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damomtfut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Damomtfut, he will strike you with lightening.

Damomtfut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Damomtfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.