Cebbessfudlog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast zebra.

Cebbessfudlog created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbessfudlog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cebbessfudlog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cebbessfudlog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cebbessfudlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing turquoise corsets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not eat rice.