Jadsatbid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful lizard.

Jadsatbid created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadsatbid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jadsatbid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jadsatbid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Jadsatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.