Kabgupdam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing goblin.

Kabgupdam created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabgupdam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kabgupdam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kabgupdam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kabgupdam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.