Banmanfom Lig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever toad.

Banmanfom Lig created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmanfom Lig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Banmanfom Lig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Banmanfom Lig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Banmanfom Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the south.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.