Carwodjad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart raccoon.

Carwodjad created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Carwodjad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Carwodjad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Carwodjad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Carwodjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Fast once a month.