Tindiddon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident sheep.

Tindiddon created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tindiddon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tindiddon, she will turn you into a rock.

Tindiddon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tindiddon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Tindiddon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never think about moons.