Miltalragkamont Madwapdutfarndisscibtiglit Cumarfquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sage hydra.

Miltalragkamont Madwapdutfarndisscibtiglit Cumarfquaf created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miltalragkamont Madwapdutfarndisscibtiglit Cumarfquaf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Miltalragkamont Madwapdutfarndisscibtiglit Cumarfquaf, it will laugh at you.

Miltalragkamont Madwapdutfarndisscibtiglit Cumarfquaf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Miltalragkamont Madwapdutfarndisscibtiglit Cumarfquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.