Rulpigbap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever walrus.

Rulpigbap created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulpigbap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulpigbap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rulpigbap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rulpigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to otters while wearing mauve trousers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.