Dobgenbun Rapstragfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy grasshopper.

Dobgenbun Rapstragfoss created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobgenbun Rapstragfoss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobgenbun Rapstragfoss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dobgenbun Rapstragfoss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dobgenbun Rapstragfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing purple hats and balancing nine lead spheres on your arms.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. You must pray to Dobgenbun Rapstragfoss six times a day.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near hamsters while wearing white shoes and balancing five titanium spheres on your chest.