Larghithaspinsadmutbud is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish jaguar.

Larghithaspinsadmutbud created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Larghithaspinsadmutbud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larghithaspinsadmutbud, she will turn you into a dog.

Larghithaspinsadmutbud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Larghithaspinsadmutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Larghithaspinsadmutbud's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.