Febtagbif is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous fairy.

Febtagbif created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febtagbif, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febtagbif, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Febtagbif's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Febtagbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never paint your feet orange.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Febtagbif's priests.