Ominlargart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, conceited toad.

Ominlargart created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominlargart, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ominlargart, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ominlargart's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ominlargart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not stand on grass.