Flyparkrul is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, passionate slug.

Flyparkrul created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Flyparkrul, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flyparkrul, she will not invite you to parties.

Flyparkrul's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flyparkrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after turtles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never look at comets.