Citnartdutvilyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced ferret.

Citnartdutvilyarl created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnartdutvilyarl, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citnartdutvilyarl, it will manifest in front of you.

Citnartdutvilyarl's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Citnartdutvilyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown rats for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.