Yarkinlog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy butterfly.

Yarkinlog created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarkinlog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarkinlog, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yarkinlog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yarkinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing black ear rings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never remain standing at midday.