Fedtenbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic camel.

Fedtenbin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedtenbin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedtenbin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fedtenbin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fedtenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.