Ditlopvabcenrutflandud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever ant.

Ditlopvabcenrutflandud created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ditlopvabcenrutflandud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ditlopvabcenrutflandud, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ditlopvabcenrutflandud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ditlopvabcenrutflandud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing mauve hats and balancing eight titanium spheres on your feet.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Ditlopvabcenrutflandud on top of important buildings.

3. Hide from orange moths for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.