Zodvogtom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unjust camel.

Zodvogtom created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodvogtom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zodvogtom, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zodvogtom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zodvogtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide from green squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zodvogtom on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.