Bemlistpogbiffobkam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited wasp.

Bemlistpogbiffobkam created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Bemlistpogbiffobkam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bemlistpogbiffobkam, she will manifest in front of you.

Bemlistpogbiffobkam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bemlistpogbiffobkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with mites.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Bemlistpogbiffobkam's priests.

5. Do not speak about lentils.