Dodruttmat is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, effective
butterfly.
Dodruttmat created snails eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dodruttmat, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Dodruttmat, she will have a low opinion of you.
Dodruttmat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Dodruttmat's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about carrots.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never write about thermodynamics.
4. Hide if four snakes approach from the south.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.