Dodruttmat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective butterfly.

Dodruttmat created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodruttmat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodruttmat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dodruttmat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dodruttmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Hide if four snakes approach from the south.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.