Gabmidfliglap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional wombat.

Gabmidfliglap created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabmidfliglap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabmidfliglap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gabmidfliglap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gabmidfliglap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabmidfliglap.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always wear green.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.