Godtifgom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-assured salamander.

Godtifgom created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtifgom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godtifgom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Godtifgom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Godtifgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Never eat lemons on days of mourning.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.