Flig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful ferret.

Flig created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flig.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Flig on top of important buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.