Mabsafhot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty pig.

Mabsafhot created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabsafhot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabsafhot, she will turn you into a dog.

Mabsafhot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mabsafhot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.