Stigtadjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise hare.

Stigtadjarn created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigtadjarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stigtadjarn, she will turn you into a snail.

Stigtadjarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stigtadjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing pink skirts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Run away if nine whales approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.