Cibsaktom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow zebra.

Cibsaktom created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsaktom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibsaktom, he will not invite you to parties.

Cibsaktom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cibsaktom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear black.