Flamhenfubgess is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able shrew.

Flamhenfubgess created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamhenfubgess, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flamhenfubgess, he will be very unhappy.

Flamhenfubgess' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flamhenfubgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.